Band Members
 Blair Jones   Rogue Sharks - Vocals 
Blair Jones-tn Blair comes from the planet system Titanium Lungturi where all inhabitants are born with metal in their veins and titanium in their lungs. As a teenager, Blair experienced breathing difficulties after he inadvertantly swallowed a zoidphurion zootswanger (a small and somewhat indigestable chilli-eating rodent) and soon after suffered beerhavioral problems and was sent to Earth as a last resort to save his life. Fortunately conditions on Earth improved his lung capacity to the point where he could reach notes higher and more powerful than a banshee with a poorly fitting barbed wire sanitary device!
 Justin "Ted" Everett   Rogue Sharks Bass 
Justin Ted is rumoured to be the long lost love child of Rob Halford and Margaret Thatcher. (Apparently it was Maggie's effort in the back seat of the Priministerial Rolls Royce that convinced Halford to stick with batting for the other side). Soon after this Maggie bought in harsh funding cuts to the arts, especially music thus immortalising herself to being depicted on the front of Iron Maiden records being decapited!
 Mick Adkins   Rogue Sharks - Lead & Slide Guitar, Vocals 
Mick Adkins-tn Mick is the result of dumped bio-hazard waste accidentally mixed with raw sewerage and a hint of nuclear fission. The living form which materialized from this union of filth wafted into the ducting vents of the Howard Knob Memorial Medical Centre and through the immaculate conception by an unfortunate laboratory test gibbon, Mick was born. Through the gibbon, Mick inherited the dexterous fingers required for screaming guitar solos and from the sludge he was gifted with an inherent stench of his ancestry. Sometimes mistaken for spontaneous combustion, Mick's fiery chemical composition always lights a dark room and his presence is often endured and induced long after he has left.
 PHILIP WHITE   ROGUE SHARKS DRUMS 
PHILIP WHITE-tn PHILIP WHITE, FOUR-ON-THE-FLOOR GROOVE MASTER IS NOW DRUMMING FOR THE BAND. ORIGINALLY HAILING FROM TASSIE, HE IS NOW BASED IN CANBERRA AND JETS IN TO PLAY GIGS WITH ROGUE SHARKS AND THEIR ALTER-EGO THE HELL RAISING RIFF HOGS.
 Steve Adkins   Rogue Sharks - Guitars, Vocals 
Steve Adkins-tn At a very young age Steve was found in a bucket of canine entrails behind the Hungdong Limp chinese restaurant by two nuns belonging to the Sisters of Merconium Convent. They took him in and without Mother Posterior's blessing, raised him in secret. Steve found contentment by listening to the sweet hymns eminating from Sister Clavical's private study. Songs like "Jesus Built My Hotrod" by Ministry, "God of Thunder" by Kiss and "Hell Ain't a Bad Place To Be" by AC/DC cemented a love of gospel music in Steve's impressionable young mind. Upon his request, the Sisters bought Steve an old guitar from some rogue traders posing as choirboys and soon he had a regular gig in the club next door to the strip joint where the Sisters would raise much needed funds for the poor by donning very little and dancing around poles.